Shaking the Sheriff’s hand with my BFF @lil_al_mama

Best fraannn since ‘99 ♥ @lil_al_mama

Day 4 pillow. My best friends response to me asking her to, “model a pillow” : ) #shehadmefrompillow #lmfao #Imacomedian @lil_al_mama

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

intense-wizardy:

pizzaforpresident:

I would take a bullet for garlic bread

who would shoot a garlic bread

neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later